Two Days Ago,
Phone rings , I pick bracing for impact :
Chief : Big head how are you doing today
Me : I am fine ooo , we just dey look God face
Chief : O ma ku da
Me : Amen
Chief : Meanwhile I am coming to Lagos this week , so send me money to transport myself
Me : Ewo e ma gbe yen wa , emi gan need help ...no tata for yanyan
Chief : Ko le baje ko ma ku Dansaki , send something to your Old boy
Me : Chief walahi emi gan manage ni
Chief : Omotayo I would call you tomorrow with my account number , Good night .
Today ,
SMS enters : Tayo anytime I discuss with you , you always play it down , I am really surprised bcos I dont expect such from you .
😅😅😅na today ,me way don ready for anything .
Phone rings one hour later ,
Chief : Mi o ba e seere send owo si mi , adura kan wa lenu mi leni , tewo gba adura iwo omo yi
Me : Daddy e fi mi le , mo ni ko yo
Chief : Se Omoluwabi iwo omo yi , drops call
SMS enters : omo chief, how far,am still waiting. Send something to take me to Lagos, when there the nerdiest will happen.
This man sha😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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